Most people feel inclined to get tattoo’s because they like something enough to get it tattooed to their body. But then there are people who will get a tattoo just because someone told them to and handed them a couple hundred bucks. But someone isn’t going to hand you money to get a cool tattoo, they are going to hand you money to get an ad or logo tattooed on you.
One particular fellow known as Billy the Billboard figured that getting tattoos in exchange for money was a great deal, so he did it. He did it like 70 times.
Now he looks like this.
Sometimes accepting no more than a couple hundred bucks, Billy the Billboard has porn sites tattooed across his face. Billy the Billboard also has a few kids. Billy the Billboard now regrets turning his face into an internet pop-up.
When we started writing this article, we figured it would be hilarious, and Billy would be the subject of many jokes. But after reading more and more about Billy, we kind of feel bad for him.
First off, Billy is practically a saint – he gave one of his kidneys to a friend in order to save their life. Then, when faced with financial ruin and the threat of having his children living on the street, he went logo-tattoo crazy to save his family. It worked, and Billy and his family still have a house. However, now he has to save his family from something much more sinister – porn logos.
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