Many people all over the world love Christmas and the holiday spirit. In fact, there are a small fraction of people that love Christmas so much that they get it tattooed right on their body. However, some of those people like to get their Christmas tattoos in the shape of pure insanity.
1) Stabbed in the Head Santa
There is obviously a story behind this tattoo, and because we have no idea what that story is, we are going to assume by the “Screw you too, Santa!” that this person never got what they wanted for Christmas.
He’s kind of a buzz-kill at children’s Christmas parties.
Or maybe this person felt betrayed when they found out that Santa doesn’t actually exist. Whatever the case, if you hate Santa enough to get a tattoo of him being stabbed in the head, you probably have more serious issues than not getting presents from mythical beings.
2) Creepy German(?) Santa
Although nothing is obviously wrong with this tattoo, it is clearly creepy as hell. And what does the quote beside Santa even mean?
“Be good or Santa will eat your toes!”
Just look at his creepy smile. It looks like he wants to give you a Christmas tree in exchange for your first born child. And what is up with his left arm? Did he lose it in a drunken sleigh accident and had to replace it with a novelty sized candle decoration? Whatever the case, this is one Santa we would not let any children sit on.
3) Hanky the Christmas Poo
Yeah, we get it, Hanky the Christmas Poo is so hilarious. But have you ever heard a joke so many times it is no longer funny and even annoying?
HAHAHA HE’S A PIECE OF POO, GET IT?!?!
What makes this tattoo even worse is that in 5 or 10 years, no one will remember Hanky the Christmas Poo, and this guy will just be a dude with a tattoo of a turd wearing a Christmas hat.
4) Yoda Santa
This tattoo is not a terrible tattoo, it really looks like Yoda, and the shading and colours are well done. However, it made this list because it is well, senseless.
At what point in the Star Wars series did anyone ever mention Christmas? Never is when. So what’s the deal here? Was this person just too lazy to get two different tattoos? At least the Stabbed in the Head Santa had some direction, but this is just confusing. There is no relation between Santa and Yoda. Yoda teaches people how to use light sabers and force powers, and Santa is an elf slave driver who gives gifts to morally superior children, is there something we are missing here?